the stylist episode 1

I have recently become obsessed with the carcrash-like BRAVO show "the rachel zoe project." everyone on the show seems to speak the same way. in some bizarro "valley girl-meets-kelly ("shoes")-meets-exotic squaking bird" accent. it's hard to pinpoint exactly, but rachel and her staff's emotional devastation over dresses, blouses, jewelry, and shoes is absolutely hilarious to watch. here's my loving riff on her...