12.22.2007

a real christmas song.



good stuff. a song for the holidays that sums up and sends up the season in a really sincere but totally postmodern way.

his hot-ASSSS video

IT'S ALIVE!!!


this movie will destroy me in all the best ways...

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my old friend donna from high school has a great photo blog at http://photoblogginggreycat.blogspot.com/
she's not "old" as much as she's just a friend from the past...
she's actually still quite lovely...
pretty hot, really.

check it out.

12.21.2007

It's Crabby, bitches.

So...
A while back, during the Chris Crocker/Britney Spears "Leave her alone!" phenomenon, I made a couple parody videos. One of them has been viewed now over 450,000 times. It's hilarious to me. I mean, I understand why they're funny. But to think, of all the plays, films, songs, and performances I have truly committed myself to and focused intense energy on over the years, this video has been the most watched thing I've ever done.
You tube really is something...



The other, less popular video:



For more youtube fun, go to http://www.youtube.com/crizzab74

Animal Rescue Site

Hi, all you animal lovers. This is pretty simple... Please tell ten friends to tell ten more friends today! The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals.
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It takes less than a minute (How about 20 seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box "fund food for animals" for free. This doesn't cost you a thing.

Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising.

Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.

http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com


12.20.2007

where's the green spice?

The Spice Girls new single "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)" is about how their friendships have endured over the years, in spite of the fights, failures and scandals. In the video, they writhe around in lingerie on fur rugs and dry-hump cold , angular modern furniture. With the exception of one horribly-staged shot designed to imply hot, lesbian action, the girls seem utterly unaware of each other and the very meaning of the song they're singing. The clip is as detatched from the song as America is from David Beckham.



I wonder if the visionary behind this clip is the same brainiac who decided not only to fly them to each of their tour locations in a private jet, but advertise it. In one of the boldest anti-environmentalist displays in recent memory, Virgin Records (once owned by cultural visionary and all-around green guy Richard Branson) is donating one Lear jet for each girl and her respective camp of kids, nannies, stylists, and egos.

According to Alex Lambie, who runs a website that helps consumers compare energy options, the combined flights will create nearly 10,500 tons of carbon dioxide. Granted, many stars have private jets, but you'd think these five girls would have at least been consciencious enough to fly together in one plane. These are Lear Jets afterall- flying palaces basically. If the girls can't get along for a few hours with that many square feet to escape from each other in, they've got problems that run deeper than anything they've sung about on either of their soul-baring, revolutionary folk albums.

Seriously, who's managing these girls? Upon their return to London last week, a plane that Virgin dedicated to them was unveiled. It's called Spice One, a name you might be familiar with if you're a fan of hardcore gangsta rap. The MC released albums in the nineties containing hits with names like "AmeriKKKa's Nightmare," "Dyin' 2 Ball," ""Fucked in the Game," "What in The Fuck" and "I'm the Fucking Murderer."
With all this sensible, well-managed behavior, you gotta wonder why they weren't invited to LiveEarth.